The Journey of Shame

If you wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta do is say everything stinks. Then you're never wrong. That's how much of a genius I am.

I’LL KEEP DRAWING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN IF I WANT TO

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sexhaver:

u-ok:

how to crush a can of dr. pepper with slats of wood

this video makes me angrier than anything else my eye is literally twitching right now

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pleadingthefilth:

[1920s paperboy voice] EXTREE EXTREE, READ ALLA ‘BOUT IT

I’m gonna be mailing out TWO of my zines tomorrow (POSSIBLY THREE) so get while the gettin’s good if you want one lemme know (but take your time they’re not going anywhere //but also buy my zines)

(Source: koobaxion)

I got all out of sorts and spat my beer out all over my life because I felt something solid in it

it was 

ice

that was ICE

gaydolftitler sent: I secretly think you should rub a viscous mixture of wartime lard and hot sauce all over my naked goddamn body, that's what I think.

That’s actually a pretty popular opinion, believe it or not. 

My suggestion box is just bursting with things like this.

Forgetting how you designed something and then having to use your own shitty at as a reference 

When that one person logs on

didtheydiddleyet:

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It’s not cute or gracefull either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painfull

annoyed that skinny jeans cutting off circulation but too lazy to remove

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

astrofreud sent: YOU LEXI YOU YOU YOU it's just so NICE to have you back on the blogosphere it's so GOOD I missed you hello just thought you should know I'm enjoying your presence on my dash again [virtual bear hug]

jumbosizespicybigdad:

i missed you lots too!!!! :* 

your blog is a+ i checked it daily even without a blog myself

I just saw this AAAH You’re too NICE NO 

together at last

bitchesaloud:

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(Source: myevilsensei)

NyyyREEEEEEHHHHHHH